* In France, where Lemon Cringe is the president and is half lobster and almost everyone in France is a lobster *
* Is sitting in a huge house made of pure gold *
Ah, life sure is good. Isn't it, vice president Thomas Jefferson?
. . .
I know, and you're telling me!
* Phone is ringing *
Hold up TJ, lemme answer this phone-call.
* Answers * Yello?
???: Um, do you know that your blog is filled with cobwebs and spiders?!
No... why?
???: BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T POSTED ON THERE IN LIKE A TRILLION YEARS!
Well so-
???: LISTEN. TO. ME. If you don't post in less than in HOUR, I'm going to France, and I'll KILL all the shrimp!
* GASP * OKOKOKOK I'LL POST BUT PLEASE DON'T EAT MY FELLOW SHRIMP! I'LL MAKE A NEW BLOG-
???: A new blog?
YES JUST DON'T EAT THEM!!!!!!!
???: Ok, bye.
YEAHYEAH BYE.
Few, that was close! Wait... TJ? TJ COME BACK!!
(I'm back expect a post soon mk bye)
